HUMAN TRAFFICKING IN KENYA

     A few days ago we were shocked by the investigative reporters when they claimed that there were people that were going around stealing dead peoples dicks. At first we all like, What the fuck!? But seconds later, since Kenyans are sadistic fucks, we turned it into a joke and social networks like Facebook and Twitter were the media. No doubt some jokes were funny despite them being recycled. Some said that is how those 'Increase Your Manhood' clinics do it. Some said to watch out where you buy your mutura these days. Others even went on to make graphical representation on the same. What I , and probably some of you, was asking myself is, what is the use of a dead dick? Its not like they can transplant it or anything since they didn't know how old the cadaver is. Or did they? I was shocked to read yesterdays Daily Nation,

     So somehow I found myself with yesterdays paper and decided to angalia mapicha tu (like I always do cos I really dont like reading how my MP is screwing us over the promises they made) and fell upon the cover story of DN2. The Organ Mechants.

 Spoiled my morning it did. They are saying that Kenya has joined in the mix of human trafficking where they sell organs to donors in the black market. A healthy kid (like my bro) can fetch up to 12 mil they say. Whoa! Apparently according t Interpol, this is the largest earner of illegal money across the world after narcotics and arms.
    But since they are selling to need the organs to work there is a certain period by which the organs must be harvested from the corpse. Organs like lungs are useless if the cadaver is more than 2 days old. So either the thugs angukia a newly deceased person or they make a newly deseased person. Frankly, I believe the latter. They are killing people cos they are worth more dead that alive. 12 mil a kid! Wow!
    This made me remember the serial killer Onyancha, you remember that one? The Kenya Dexter that claimed he would stop at a hundred? We have been told that he was caught at the 19th killing but not all the bodies were found. So I am thinking that maybe the rest had been harvested and discarded. Maybe even he actually did reach his goal of 100, cos the way I got it, this dude was not demenented or anything! Had good English and shit. Yaani the nigga looked learned! Maybe he was calm and collected like that cos he had made all that he could and somehow didn't care that he was caught cos he had achieved his life dreams?
    I am just saying, all those reports of missing persons and capturing of a serial killer then missing dead bodies......! Leads to swali zingine ngumu sana. So among all the things I am afraid of I have to add 'getting my organs harvested' to the list! They say that when relatives go to get their deseased from the morgue they have to do a body search! This is not the 'what extra stuff is he bringing inside the club?' kind of search. More like the 'what the hell is he not bringing?' kind. So not only are you sad that your loved one has moved on, you have also to be afraid that some body parts have moved on like him! Sad.
    But still, there is a ray of hope.... um being looked for! I am not sure what the police are doing about it . Maybe they are I am just saying I dunno! So just be careful out there. Don't accept some tricky job offers, dont be sleeping with strangers..... aaaaah. Who am I kidding? Kenyans are so jobless that any hint of a job they will hunt it like a gazelle tricks or no tricks. And the ones with jobs cannot resist chips funga cos ni wengi tu sana! So I guess all the work goes to gava. Lets see how that goes!

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