HUMAN TRAFFICKING IN KENYA

     A few days ago we were shocked by the investigative reporters when they claimed that there were people that were going around stealing dead peoples dicks. At first we all like, What the fuck!? But seconds later, since Kenyans are sadistic fucks, we turned it into a joke and social networks like Facebook and Twitter were the media. No doubt some jokes were funny despite them being recycled. Some said that is how those 'Increase Your Manhood' clinics do it. Some said to watch out where you buy your mutura these days. Others even went on to make graphical representation on the same. What I , and probably some of you, was asking myself is, what is the use of a dead dick? Its not like they can transplant it or anything since they didn't know how old the cadaver is. Or did they? I was shocked to read yesterdays Daily Nation,