POINTLESS BLUBBER

     You can go ahead and skip this post. Today I have nothing good to say. I woke up vibaya and that just messed up my day.
      News that interested me today...um lets see. um. I got rained on.. no flu tho.. um, Yeah. Yu has a new call rate. 
     To call abroad using Yu is 2.49 bob. Which means that calling Obama is cheaper than calling my mom! When the CCR told me this I asked her if she has any US phone numbers she can give me so that I call to utilize this offer. Unfortunately, she did not have any with her. But between you and me, I think she was lying. Next.
     What is in fashion these few days in Kenya is liking random Facebook pages. My homepage is filled with stuff like



   Manywele likes I LOVE BEING SINGLE (for real) and Primary School A+, High School B+, University "How many marks do I need to pass?"

     

    Manywele likes "Who Is That Sexy Beast? Oh, I Clicked On My Own Profile Again." (Non-profit).

33 minutes ago · Like

      Manywele and 4 other friends like JOIN SO WE CAN PROVE THAT MORE THAN 1,000,000,000 WORSHIP GOD IN THE WORLD! (Local business).

about an hour ago · Like

     Manywele likes If you want to do to heaven, like this (Non-false).40 minutes ago · Like

Yeah. That is how God rolls these days. If you don't like Him on Facebook, hauwesmek it to heaven. Niggas please. But anyway, this is Kenya and we are special. Hii syk itatuisha faster than a Bamba 20. Then we will look for something else to keep us busy, I see that Mike Sonko guy been the trending topic soon. And speaking of which, am I the only one finding it weird that Mike is short for Gideon? Mike Sonko's full names are Gidion Mbuvi. Not Michael as I thought! Kenyans!