COMING SOON... AGAIN

After a long absence I am preparing a comeback that is bigger and better than sliced pineapples. A comeback so huge that it will catch you by shock. A comeback so... aaaah. Who am I kidding. I am not planing anything. Just finished my mihang'o  meaning I have more time to spend here. So stay tuned as I get my creative juices flowing. Hopefully not down the drain pipe as is with many of my fellow Kenyans.
    So before I go I want to let you know that I am on Twitter @Da254Republican . Follow me I follow you. And to also leave you with powerful message that a ninja once wrote to me using some invinsible ink.
It says this:

ATI WE NI MCHOYO HADI HAUWEZI UPDATE STATUS FB COS IYO BUTTON IMEANDIKWA 'SHARE'

  

MASHUJAA DAY IS WAY OVERRATED!

    In light of the new constitution, several Kenyan public holidays were done away with. That made me sad. Because I remember the times when the first of every month was a public holiday for something/someone I did not quite know well. All I enjoyed were the extended weekends and the general procrastination that would follow.

ATI WEWE NI KIWETE HADI HAUWEZI KUKANYAGIA STORY!

  Mchongwano time. This made me laugh. Because I had never heard it before. And that is a crucial thing about how I like my mchongwanos...new to me. Those who do not understand this joke, do not worry. I will explain it to y'all and eventually lose the joke in translation and make this joke unfunny and utterly tasteless but you will get the message.

SIM CARD ERA.

    So everyone knows Safaricom are douche bags. But somehow we find it hard to leave them. Think of Safaricom as that abusive husband and you as the submissive wife. Who always get beaten the fuck up but cannot divorce him because he always tells you that he is better than any other man out there and there is no other option for you. So you just stick with him hoping and believing that one day he is going to change.
    A pictorial description of what I am trying to say is here below 

WANT TO GO SHOPPING IN GARISSA?

 Mimi na wasee wengine ka 7000000  wamebambika na I was alive on the 10/10/10 at 10:10 :].

kedo 39 minutes ago ·

     The date today is 10/10/10. That only happens once in like 8 Centuries, says someone famous on the internet. So we should celebrate this day harder than Obama's inauguration. I did not even bother to find out that we are one year away from the date 11/11/11. I just believed this famous person on the internet and decided to celebrate! It being a Sunday and me being lazy, I had very few celebratory ideas until my cuzo asked me to take him shopping at Garissa! Took a lot of convincing but finally I agreed. Figured it would help me give you guys a tour too.

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     After many days of trying, I think I have done it. You can now 'like' my posts on Facebook in such a way that your wall shows something like 

Manywele likes the post: UNIQUE-ITY on The 254 Republican.

It took a lot of my brain cells to come up with that so I hope you guys will use it. To show appreciation that is. Because I have spent a lot of seconds learning things like closing, xmlns , sijui nini, sijui nini. And I am still not confident on repeating the whole process so I hope you enjoy. As usual, be Kenyan! (sign off fail

UNIQUE-ITY

      So yesterday I needed to see a friend who studies law in Parklands School of Law UoN but I did not know how to get there. Call me geographically incorrect. I am very bad with directions. I figured that instead of asking for directions ( I am stubborn like that) I could just Google it. For some reason, The Nairobi University Parklands Campus in not on Google Maps. I asked the friend to tag me in his locating and this is what I got.

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     This is just a post ya kubahatisha on how to put a like button after each of and at the same time give an option to share it on Facebook. A tricky task especially for a niggaro like me who has learnt no programming language whatsoever. So I will have to like this post a lot before I actually get it right. If I ever will that is.
     So here goes spamming and annoying flooding like you have never seen before. Haha! Who am I kidding. You have seen it before

MALENGE NI TAMU by Tell Em Its Me.co.ke

        They say Hip Hop is dead and if that is true Soulja Boy is trying to kill the coffin where Hip Hop lays. Pushing the grave 13 feet under. Making the corpse rot faster. In short what I'm trying to say is he chucks whack tracks! Ako down. Amebeat. Everything about him is down. But what would you expect from a nigga who calls himself Soulja Boy Tell Em.com? (the .com is silent!!!) Or SoB for short? Of course nothing but bubblegum music, music that tastes good for two seconds but leaves you with a bitter taste in your mouth later. Crunk. It is very unfortunate that he sells so much, earning way way WAY more money than people who really matter in this world. Like surgeons. Or Esther Arunga. Or that poor bloke who invented Twitter.......